At the edge of Mystery Island there is a small hut visible in the distance. Inside that hut lives the elusive Island Mystic. If you manage to cross the jetsam-infested waters, escape the many traps and figure out the riddle on his door, the mystic may give you a small glimpse of your future. Unfortunately, the glimpses are all very formulatic. Read below to see the formulas for your fortunes.


Beginning
 Middle
 Ending
You will...
 ...rapidly realize...
 ...you have to feed your Kikos.
Your ability...
 ...come across many Neopoints at...
 ...the Space Station
You will unearth...
 ...to sing will change...
 ...without your noticing.
You will have...
 ...defeat in single combat...
 ...countless deranged Pant Devils.
You will be...
 ...an Aisha plushie in...
 ...the Ice Caves.
Your confidence...
 ...awful luck in...
 ...the Uni Meadows.
Your sense of self...
 ...a Rod of Supernova...
 ...at the Smoothie Shop.
You will suddenly realize...
 ...attacked by...
 ...a pack of glow-in-the-dark Kaus.
You will defend yourself against...
 ...ungodly luck...
 ...scores of gigantic Aishas.
Your direction in life...
 ...terrible fortune...
 ...in Kiko Lake.
You will be attacked by...
 ...taunted by...
 ...in Faerieland.

...will change...
 ...a pack of evil Eyries.

...rapidly realize you have to...
 ...unexpectedly.

...will cease...
 ...stop wearing a hat.

...that you forgot to...
 ...burp repeatedly.

...chased by...
 ...a trio of huge Techos.

...unexpected fortune...
 ...in Neopia Central.

...terrible luck...
 ...at the Space Station.

...treacherous fortune...
 ...in Maraqua.

...a pack of...
 ...four-headed Faeries.

...slowly realize...
 ...you have to put your finger in your ear.

...an army of...
 ...in a strange way.


...psychotic Lupes.

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